The Ranting Ranter.

Welcome, the carnival is now open if you'll please give me your souls I can let you enter the realm of hell. Welcome one and all keep the line moving people; we have a lot of people to please, here at our carnival if you don't mind. Hello little girl what are you doing here. Aren’t you a little little for a place like this? O so it’s the lights is it, they are attractive aren't they?
Well come right in little girl. Make the most of all you have and by the way would you be so kind as to pay the admission fees, that being your soul and promising to accept eternal damnation. Well thank you and in you go. Have a nice time the rides look like lots of fun, don't they.

Welcome one and welcome all. We would have got a candy floss machine but bah they’re just not any fun so if you get hungry all you have to do is put you arm in and voila there's food at the other end. Impressive little thing isn't it? Well moving on we decided to make all the rides the same charge for your benefit. They all cost 50 lashes only. See you can save all that money you brought up here for later. Our first ride is the one where Murdock here, smashes your arm while Kendra heals it for you. The beautiful part being that they don’t stop till your arm is beyond repair, nothing more than pulp. I hope you've all pumped up and come. And that’s the big roller coaster that passes through a large expanse of the sky as you can see but what you can't see are the little devils up there waiting to scorch you as you singe by and to comfort you after that we have the ice dip. Yes that’s where you're submerged in water almost frozen for a minute. As for the really big tent there that’s where the lions perform. It’s very dull really they just run around and eat anyone that enters. As for this attraction, right here our specialty, well that’s a secret so step right in, I’m sure you won't forget it.
Now who is this tugging at my trousers? Yes little girl would you like a personal tour? No. why are you crying? O you didn't know that our carnival was like this, well that’s sad but don't worry you can leave after eternity. It’s not too long from now anyway. How do I know? Well it’s a secret but I’ll tell you all the same. When this place is full which it will be soon because of all the sinners, it'll fall apart and the sinners will attack the world causing complete chaos leading to the end of the world. Now don't worry little girl, we're almost there, till then enjoy the show.